Memphis Trivia Contest – Just for Fun

Hernando de Soto Bridge in Memphis, Tennessee

Hernando de Soto Bridge in Memphis, Tennessee

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Geneva and the Cow Birth

On a trip to see Sara and Dave, Sara’s sister Geneva heard that one of her cows was “fixin to (as they say in the south) have a baby calf.” She said, “I want to see it!  I’ve never seen a cow give birth.” So they all loaded up and went to the pasture.  They hid in the bushes… and they waited.  Well, the poor cow was in a great deal of pain and she walked and she whined and she tried for what seemed like forever to have the calf.


Finally, Geneva had taken all she could take.  She was tortured, seeing this poor cow in agony and just couldn’t help suddenly crying out loud to the cow, “I wish I could help harder.”